If the store is 5 miles from my house, and my dads car is going 25 mph, then why does it take my dad 16 years to bring back the milk

Explanation:

Along the way, your father may have encountered multiple troubles. First, 2 minutes away from home, one of the tires of the car he was driving exploded, leaving him stranded at the roadside. He tried to fix it himself, but instead fell asleep under a small tree. When he woke up, a day had passed, and it was nearly nightfall, so he decided to call a tow truck instead. Unfortunately, he dialed the wrong number, and was kidnapped and forced to become an astronaut. He is now a resident of the International Space Station, and has lost his memory.