IS WATER WET PLEASE TELL ME IM SO CONFUSED

No bc if you put your hand on it slowly it won’t feel like a liquid lol

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Generally spontaneous human combustion is something that still bewilders some, human combustion happens very rarely and doesn't affect the surrounding areas, so unless you want to set your self on fire, human combustion will remain spontaneous and very rare.