Here's some terrible dad jokes for ya :) Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you even see it.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.

How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? From the bark.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.

that's all :) have a good rest of your day/ afternoon :)

This is just a little thing i just did for fun! hope you enjoy! a: ~what would you first grand if your house was onfire? b: ~what do you first notice on a person? c: ~ what are some challenges you think the next generation will face? d: ~what is the most embarrassing moment in life? e: ~what is your favorite artists? //music//f: ~what are some bad habits you can't stop doing? , but you know you need to stop on them.i really hope you had fun doing this, or not doesn't matter, but if you want more from me contact me! bye now//i can't wait to see some results//ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ나를 따라라! ^^(i'm going to put this under arts, even though it's not, so yeah)