Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate, Then learned he wouldn’t be able to WAAA. Who made the cut? The nerd, the prude, the never-was, the always-nu de, The ones who’d never utter “WALLELUJAH.” Wallelujah, Wallelujah… Assist Trophy Waluigi.

But baby, I’ve been here before. You opted for the pterosaur, Some squid thing showed up and the fans said “BOOYAH!” I said “An Echo would be fine” But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!” It’s a cold and it’s a broken Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah… Wallelujah, Waluigi.

Now maybe I’d be way too strong, I’d top the tier lists all day long, But even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!? WAAA. Why won’t you let me make my case to Punch some mascots in the face? Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah! Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah Wallelujah. Waluigi...

“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”