Barney: Maria! Maria! Hey, over here! Maria: Hey, Barney! What are you guys up to?

Barney: We’re just on our way to go knock down a few beers. You should come!

Maria: Uh, really? No, I don’t think I’ll come. Maybe some other time.

Barney: But why not? Come on, it’ll be fun!

Maria: I don’t really drink, and what if my parents find out?

Barney: You don’t drink? Oh, c’mon, you have to try it once. And why would your parents find out? Mine never have!

Maria: Ok, I guess I’ll join you for a bit.

Me;WTf