Who wants me to be their gf?

The caves at lascaux were closed in 1963 because a. vandals were destroying the paintings b. the collective breath of the many visitors caused the paintings to corrode c. the weather was destroying the paintings d. the government of france wanted scholars to be able to study the work without distraction

So my science teacher said anything that makes noise can in a way make music, instruments make music, and mayonnaise makes sound. so i have a question, do not report. is mayonnaise a instrument?

What do i do if i want to hit someone with a bus