*A few weeks ago* Little Brother: "Bub what does wap mean?"

Me: (trying to keep the little dude pure) "Waffles and pancakes and don't let nobody tell you different."

Little Brother: "Oh ok thank you!"

*proceeds to go outside a few days later and talk about how he ate our moms wap*

*a parent at the playground overhears and post on the neighborhood fb page about a kid going around "hyping" everyone up about his mother's wap* :(

Sh happens xD