A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? You know how it works :)

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Explanation:

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry!

oh my god, this is so easy!

you multiply 5 x 9,

you get your answer,

drown him again,

divide your answer by 2,

and you cut his banana!

then you'll have to add it with 17,

and bury him alive.

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it was vincent van gogh