y *rolls into the room* WELL!! i see your back for more of these super duper awesome interesting ultimate cool stories that i tell UvU...oh-..s-someone payed you to pretend to be interested...in m-my stories-..*jumps out a window* ! *rolls back into room* wEll wHo cArEs!! you guys don't have to pretend :DD...*evil tone*..cuz i'm gonna force you *ties everyone up in their chair* GOOD! that's better, oK oKk now i'm gonna tell you guys about the time that i won a fight in school but the thing is i wasn't an animal so while waiting they choked my ear until my nose fell off and i was like "hey man my knee fell off!!!" and and i punched him in the eye that was on his neck because it kept talking to me and after i punched it his friends jumped in to help him!!! they started sucking my toes and i was like "n mY tOes aRe wEt nOw" and i died!!!, but then the king of mustard came and he squirted mustard on them and killed them and i said "you saved me!!"..but then he squirted mustard on me too...i didn't know why but then i remembered that i was a hot dog and he was trying to eat me!!! so i ran down the stairs in my garbage truck and escaped him but he was the garbage truck and he kept trying to run over me, so i went in an ally way where i met this super beautiful woman she has long gorgeous golden ramen noodle hair and nice long thin shiny legs and she said "hey" and then i went in for a kiss and the woman was a man!! and i saisd "oH nOes i'M gAe" and james charles said "DiD sUmbOdY sAe gAE" and charged towards me but i was to fast!! so he said "HeY sIsTEr" and all of his sisters carried him after me!! but i had a way to escape hehe! i called out for my snake breakfast and he slithered to james charles and slapped him so hard he turned straight and then we flew away to my planet!!! the end :