How long does it take you on average to take a dump?

5-20 minutes

Explanation:

On a good day with not much poop and it's easy to come out it will take around 5 minutes. On a bad day though with lots of poop and where it's very hard to come out to the point where you have to constipate yourself, it will take around 20 minutes.

the transfer for conduction is the heat transfering from the liquid to the spoon

the transfer for convection is the heat rising from the liquid to the air

the transfer for radiation is the heat going through the sides of the cup and to the air

at least that is what i would do