Best d i r t y joke or story wins brainliest

When a girl is on her period you get free red kool-aid.

What is the cheapest cut of meat, deer balls they're under a buck.

If a blind girl says you d!(k is big, she is pulling you leg.

My friend say come on over nobody is home, so I went over: nobody was home.

its first and third is your answer i did the qustion the fourth isnt right

answer seismograph;