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Recently, families have been disappearing throughout the neighborhood, upon that a new disease has been discovered in Oregon leaving people afraid. Above the negative things, a new character has been added to Super Smash Bros, scientists have also created a new fresh and lethal smelling bomb, they have released ingredients to public being, a gallon of nickel, sugar and melon. An cardinal found in a circus, quite strange since my family was at the circus and said that the animal was sitting there whistling, strange. New item being added to worlds #1 popular game, the item is a dinosaur skin and is now open in the item shop, another cool skin that particularly traveling across the U.S in states saying that the skin is quite cute and amazing. That is all for breaking news today, I'm your host Chris Hanson and i'll be seeing you later, goodbye America.

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My family went to visit an Oregon sugar melon farm. When I stepped out of the car, a cardinal flew above me. I was afraid for a moment but soon realized it was a small animal and it was harmless. We went over to the booth and got our papers out upon request of the security. Soon we were walking along the huge fields, admiring the melons. We watched a circus dressed as a dinosaur group, ate yummy food and headed back to the exit. One melon costed only a nickel and it was the size of a gallon! My dad picked out an item and I had to open it. It was a beautiful travel badge. I loved it! :) hope I was helpful

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