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adapted from literature made easy
by henry martyn kieffer

a man wrote to the editor of a small weekly newspaper, which was held in high regard, and asked a simple question, "how can i get an article into your newspaper? "
the editor wrote in reply, "it all depends on the kind of article you want to get into our paper. if it is small in bulk like a hairbrush or a tea canister, for instance, spread the paper out on the floor nice and smooth, place the article exactly in the center, neatly fold the edges over it, and tie with a string. this will keep the article from slipping out. if, on the other hand, the article is an english bathtub or a table, you will find one of the sunday papers better suited to your purpose."
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how does the editor's reply create the effect of humor?
a.
it shows the different ways a newspaper can be used in everyday life.
b.
it offers multiple meanings and applications of the word "article."
c.
it presents the ways in which any article can be preserved with a newspaper.
d.
it uses the word "article" in a way other than its intended meaning.

D. It uses the word "article" in a way other than its intended meaning.

the answer is A. i am pretty sure it is bc he refres diff ways like

text evidence : the article is an English bathtub or a table, you will find one of the Sunday papers better suited to your purpose."

in ray bradbury's short story "a sound of thunder", mr. eckels's fearfulness leads to drastic consequences for the rest of the world.

in the story, mr. eckels, who is a hunter, hires a time travel company to travel to the age of dinosaurs. although he is excited for the hunting expedition at the beginning, when they reach there and mr. eckels sees the tyrannosaurus, he feels frightened. as he is afraid of the tyrannosaurus, he steps off the path although he has been warned not to do it. by stepping off the path, the entire course of the future is affected: mr. eckart alters the future by stepping on a butterfly, which causes a new man to be elected president in the future. in that way, it is mr. eckart's fearfulness what triggers 'the butterfly effect' and what leads to drastic consequences for the rest of the world.

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sorry i was debating over answering this question or not, but i do believe it is a sin to be gay. in the beginning, god created man and he created women to be a for man. there are many "political" views on this topic but i believe the bible is right. in the kjv bible, leviticus 18: 22, god talks about how it it is an abomination for women to be with women and man to be with man. god knows that everybody is a sinner, and he gives everyone a chance to repent. i'm not forcing god's word on anybody, but i do believe it is a sin. no matter the sin, as long as you repent, god is willing to forgive, you just have to accept him as your lord and savior.