Take sixty minutes and give us your best political speech. feel free to embellish; the crazier the better. you want to have your dog as your running mate? perfect! want forced consumption of kale to be classified a felony? you bet! should starbucks be mandated to drop the faux italian and use small, medium, and large sizes only? who could argue with that! now’s your chance to win us over; transform us into true believers.