(50 points and brainiest ) can someone me choose a famous couple from the list below and write a humorous sonnet that one of these individuals would send to the other. you may write your sonnet with sincerity and affection, or, if you are feeling clever or cynical, you may write a parody. a parody uses the form of the original to poke fun. for this assignment, you will write your parody in sonnet form but employ techniques like hyperbole, understatement, or irony to mock the love poem genre, the idea of love in general, or some dynamic of your chosen couple's relationship.

list consists of mickey and minnie mouse
superman and lois lane
bonnie and clyde antony
cleopatra charlie brown and peppermint patty princess
jasmine and aladdin princess peach and mario (video game)
edward and bella (twilight series)
harry potter and ginny weasley (harry potter series)
john lennon and yoko ono brad pitt
angelina jolie beyonce and jay-z ben affleck
jennifer garner faith hill and tim mcgraw
any other famous pair

Rounded ears with perfect spots,

I keep on staring and I just cant stop.

Smile so perfect makes me want to faint,

I turn my face 'cuz I'm trying to paint.

Eyes they twinkle with such delight,

these feelings that I am trying to fight.

Bow will always be tied perfectly,

I know for a fact know most certainly.

The times I see you sitting on a stool,

I have to fight the urge to drool.

I try my best to hide my feelings,

that and always find myself dealing.

I am very in love with you,

I really hope that you love me too.

Hope this helps! :)

1. read the following excerpt from franklin d. roosevelt's "fireside chat 19":

on the other side of the picture, we must learn also to know that guerilla warfare against the germans in, let us say serbia or norway, us; that a successful russian offensive against the germans us; and that british successes on land or sea in any part of the world strengthen our hands.

remember always that germany and italy, regardless of any formal declaration of war, consider themselves at war with the united states at this moment just as much as they consider themselves at war with britain or russia. and germany puts all the other republics of the americas into the same category of enemies. the people of our sister republics of this hemisphere can be honored by that fact.  

the true goal we seek is far above and beyond the ugly field of battle. when we resort to force, as now we must, we are determined that this force shall be directed toward ultimate good as well as against immediate evil. we americans are not destroyers — we are builders.

analyze the effectiveness of this excerpt. how does it function within the speech as a whole? how does the structure of the excerpt to convey the speech's purpose and key points? support your argument with evidence from the speech. (10 points)

the hunger games, written by  suzanne collins, is fiction in the young adult genre, which is not my age group, but i found myself unable to put it down. its combination of nerve-racking tension, thrilling action, and engaging love story kept me up until the wee hours. i was surprised at how completely engrossing the plot was. like  brave new world, this story is set in a future where the government oppresses its people, but the book also borrows ideas from the greek myth of theseus and the minotaur.

divided into 12 districts, ruled by an oppressive government located at the  capitol. katniss everdeen, a 16-year-old girl from district 12, takes her younger sister’s place as one of 24 “tributes” selected every year to participate in the hunger games at the capitol.

while i found this book absolutely enthralling, i was surprised it was aimed at an audience of young adults. it seems extremely intense for anyone younger than 16 or 17. for example, there is a scene where one young tribute is slowly eaten alive by wolf-like creatures all night long, and katniss has to finally throw a weapon at him to end his misery. i found this a little too disturbing when i considered the age of the character.

the intensity of the action was something one would find in a more mature book, but the age of the characters and the simplicity of the prose were aimed at a much younger audience. in addition, this book was written in present tense, which i found annoying, but that’s more of a personal preference than a stylistic fault. it was also edited somewhat poorly, but that rarely distracted from the plot. for example, the author often spoke in sentence fragments to describe how katniss felt, which might have been an attempt to reflect on her thought process, but i found it disorienting to read a lot of really short sentences all together. it would have been better to vary the sentence length on occasion, but the story was still coherently.

overall,  the hunger games  was an excellent, enthralling read that i highly recommend. if it was more clearly marked for older teens, it would have been better, but it was a fantastic book with a wonderfully creative plot.

happy to .

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