What theme does the first stanza reveal

Why does patton seem undaunted about eating his rodent soup

"the bane of the internet" is written in first-person subjective point of view, so the narrator a) tells the story as it is happening b)tells the story as it is happened in the past c)is a minor character who tells the story as it is happening d)none of the above

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