Who can write a poem for me pls?

I walked up the hill

All I wanted was a pill

But then I found some weed

And I took it with a bead

A bead and weed got stuck in me

The weed was very greenI was only a mere teen

A yellow soft cat purred on me

plop goes the poop proud I was

Great greens and great seens

The valley was buetiful

The cat was as thick as a brick  

On his neck was a stick

So I took it off and ate it

It was a thick stick

Like the cat that was a brick

My stomach growled in exhaustion  

I was speechless I stared and walked as if silence said a dozen words black and mysterious in shock confusion disbelieve all in on no urge all gone nothing frozen alive but scary but astonishing just acid reflexives release their air then what do you get throw up!

"e Richard GROSS!"

I said

Suddendly… Tip tap

Comes a dog walking as if meat on the Grass spoke to him and said

"Come Come eat me"

Big Doberman pincher dog finds orange green yellow

And best Brown... SLURP

LICKS

FEELS

TOUCHES

and smells

That was how I ate weed and threw up.

Explanation:

Um yeah this was one of my assignments not too great but you can use it if you cant figure out what to write

adverb clause because it is using arrives