In your own words Tell me a funny pun

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

Explanation:

this is not my own pun (i googled it)

do u get it though

the following key ideas correctly express the key sentence.

restate key idea: most people can learn to swim in ten short lessons.

restate key idea: the majority of water-accident victims require mouth-to-mouth breathing.

restate key idea: an empty, tightly closed gallon jug will support a tired swimmer.  

restate key idea: first aid is to prevent accidents as well as assist in rescue.

explanation: the key idea needs to have the same topic as the key sentence (drowning and safety).