Short story about what you would do if you decided not to go on vacation with your family. (2-3 sentence)

A family holiday always begins, as it has done since my childhood, with me shouting "Bye, Auntie!" through the letterbox of our empty home, to confound any joint-casing burglars nearby. One great holiday constant is that foreigners take an awfully long time to eat, and a bored child in a restaurant is a grissini-jousting accident waiting to happen. The answer is charades – played under Avignon rules, with "family sayings" and "famous idiots" as additional categories. Somewhere in Umbria, they're still talking about my mother's interpretation of Blazing Saddles.

Explanation:

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explanation:

for the crossword

steps:

1. do 28-12= 16 girls

2. your ratio is 12: 16

3. your answer is b. 3/4

4. this correct because

12 divided by 4 is 3

16 divided by 4 is 4

5. your answer is 3/4