I have 0 friends and i want 1 friend but i still have 0. Who can help me with this life problem??

Which techniques best describe the tone the author is using in this passage?

Write a description about a boy with blonde hair that falls perfectly without him even trying. not about anything else like clothes or personality.

The associated press is a wire service in of news around the world. 1.portable 2.importer 3.reporter 4.transport which will fill in the blank need plz