I need a good platform speech topic. I'd like something humorous, yet thought-provoking. I've been thinking, researching, etc. for a long time and can't find anything. Any ideas?

What is the best way to manage oil transport on waterways? a. prevent oil spills and regulate the amount of oil that can be shipped at one time.b. use a skimmer, containment boom or chemical dispersant to clean up spilled oil.c. burn off oil spills from the water's surface when they occur.