Write a conversation between a boss and employee after the employee came into work late for the 5th time. NEED HELP ASAP

BOSS: "What's your explanation this time?"

EMPLOYEE: "Oh- ah! W-well, you see, I was at home with my dog when all of a sudden I heard a whirring sound outside. Then, everything went blank. By the time I woke up in my backyard, I was in my underwear and then I was late. I was totally abducted, sir!"

BOSS: ". . . C'mere."

EMPLOYEE: *walks over to their boss*

BOSS: *Sighs* "You've been drinking again, haven't you."

EMPLOYEE: "No, I was abducted, for real!"

BOSS: "Don't lie to me when I can smell it. I'm not tolerating this anymore. You're fired."

EMPLOYEE: *goes home sad, sits on the couch, and grabs another drink.*

ALIEN: *sitting on his couch* "Rough day?"

EMPLOYEE: "I was fired. . ."

ALIEN: "Me too. . ."

EMPLOYEE: "What for?"

ALIEN: "Apparently, I was supposed to abduct a cow."

EMPLOYEE: "That's rough buddy."

as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

sadly it cannot chuck wood

in paragraph 6 of "sinners in the hands of an angry god" by jonathan edwards, he talks about how doing good things alone will not save men from going to hell because they're at the mercy of the will of god. "spiritual reform" provides men with a false sense of safety.