My Homework: Write the dumbest story you can possibly think of. The minimum word count is 150! If you don't write the story you won't get brainliest! Best story gets brainliest and the bonus of 50 points :)

(Make it reallly stoopid; and yes - this is TOTALLY homework...)

Once upon a time there was a frog named Bert. Bert liked to smoke milk. One day his friend Joe Mama gave him his keys to his house. His house was full of eggs. The eggs were alive and they could walk and talk. Some were really smart and had an IQ of over a billion. He was so smart that whenever he looked at something it blew up from smartness (yea i know insane right). One day that genius egg cracked and people finally found out what was inside it... fruit loops yessi.

Since fruit loops are the best everybody tried one to see if they could become smart like the humpty dumpty that died rest in peace. And it worked, they were magical even mega mind was in shock and he was like sup brudda mine if I have a fruity loop but it finished so too bad so sad.

the end

ok i take that i need more words

ok so when mega mind got so jealous he used his massive forehead to destroy the world.. or at least he thought the fruit loops power destroyed mega mind and they used mega minds forehead power to bring humpty dumpty back to life with the help of the school nurse ice pack.

theee enddd

where are the answer choices?