Write an essay describing a mad man

His body twitched violently as his calloused fingers lightly push onto and then off one another. His grin twisted into a horrendous sight as the child sat before him. His right eye was notably bigger than the left, as her bent down, wobbling as he got lower to match the child’s face. “So,“ The man’s voice was like nails on a chalk board, something uttered and sounded but no one ever wanted to hear, “You think I’m some kind of loser don’t you? Some kind of freak?” He hissed inching closer to the child’s face, the child shook as the man dragged his slimy tongue down the child’s cheek. “Don’t fear.” The man‘s voice wavered as he pushed the child to the ground and pulled a knife from his pocket.  “Fear spoils the taste of the meat!” The man shrieked as he plunged the knife down.

I really hope this works! It somewhat turned into a mini story in the end! I’m sorry if that’s not what you needed! :/

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

bartender: isn't that uncomfortable?

pirate: arrgh! it's drivin' me nuts!

a: that she is losing interest in her relationship with arobin just took !