i want a paragraph about a weird experience that happened in life with 200 words using simple grammar

Something weird that has happened to me in life is that one day when i came back home from shopping my alarm didn't beep because the door opened which meant someone turned the alarm off but nobody was home i was pretty scared but i ignored it and went to my room so i could change out of my clothes after a bit passed my mom said that she was going to the bank and that i had to stay home alone. Moments passed and i heard the sound of footsteps so i hid while the footsteps got closer and closer i heard a creek at my door which means someone opened it and when i peeked to see who it was nobody was there, i decided to stay hidden until my mom was home and when she came back i told her everything so she checked the whole house and nobody was there i had to sleep in her room that night because i couldn't stop thinking about who could have made those noises and sometimes i still hear them and it reminds me of that day.

Explanation:

Okay, this didn't actually happen to ME but this happened to my friend.

(also, I'm not sure if this is considered simple grammar)

When me and one of my close friends (fake name: "Rebecca") was in our 2nd year of high school, a 3rd year student named (fake name: "Charles") from one of Rebecca's classes asked her out on a date. Of course both of us were super excited since Charles is a nice person and was actually Rebecca's crush for a while. Considering that the date is planned to be on a Friday, we went out and prepared for it. Obviously I wasn't there when it actually happened but from what I heard from Rebecca, she said Charles is really funny and blah blah blah. They wanted to make a pizza first then watch the movie so they got out the ingredients. Somehow when Charles was throwing the dough, it landed on Rebecca and took a while to get off cause it was stuck in her hair. When they finished the toppings, they put it in the oven; after it was done Charles said "Okay, this is the worst part" and took out the HOT pizza with his BAREHANDS To this day, they're still dating. (we're both sophomores in college now)

Not sure if this story is considered "weird" but it's pretty funny and chaotic tbh

I don't know if this is 200 words either.

Wait hol up, 200 words is kinda a lot for one paragraph idk

Also, turns out Charles was one of my brother's friends.

1. read the following excerpt from franklin d. roosevelt's "fireside chat 19":

on the other side of the picture, we must learn also to know that guerilla warfare against the germans in, let us say serbia or norway, us; that a successful russian offensive against the germans us; and that british successes on land or sea in any part of the world strengthen our hands.

remember always that germany and italy, regardless of any formal declaration of war, consider themselves at war with the united states at this moment just as much as they consider themselves at war with britain or russia. and germany puts all the other republics of the americas into the same category of enemies. the people of our sister republics of this hemisphere can be honored by that fact.  

the true goal we seek is far above and beyond the ugly field of battle. when we resort to force, as now we must, we are determined that this force shall be directed toward ultimate good as well as against immediate evil. we americans are not destroyers — we are builders.

analyze the effectiveness of this excerpt. how does it function within the speech as a whole? how does the structure of the excerpt to convey the speech's purpose and key points? support your argument with evidence from the speech. (10 points)

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