PLEASE HELP QUICK I NEED IT VERY SOON For this assignment, you are going to choose a famous couple from the list below and write a humorous sonnet that one of these individuals would send to the other.

You may write your sonnet with sincerity and affection, or if you are feeling clever or cynical, you may write a parody. A parody uses the form of the original to poke fun. For this assignment, you would write your parody in sonnet form but employ techniques like hyperbole, understatement, or irony to mock the love poem genre, the idea of love in general, or some dynamic of your chosen couple's relationship.

Refer to the assignment rubric to see how your assignment will be evaluated.

Couples to Consider:
Mickey and Minnie Mouse
Superman and Lois Lane
Bonnie and Clyde
Antony and Cleopatra
Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty
Princess Jasmine and Aladdin
Princess Peach and Mario (video game)
Edward and Bella (Twilight series)
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter series)
John Lennon and Yoko Ono
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Beyonce and Jay-Z
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
Any other famous pair

Read these sentences from the first section of the article. because of this novel characteristic which singles out washington from other cities, coupled with the fact that the trees are now in full splendor, a short history of their appearance in the capital city is of interest. the first cherry trees were planted in washington by mrs. taft's request on april 4, 1909, just a month after she first made her home in the white house. what is the most likely reason why cobb includes these sentences in the first section? a- to establish himself as a credible authority on the topic of cherry trees b- to state the central idea and begin the narrative of how the trees arrived in washington, d.c. c- to create a sensory image for readers who are not familiar with cherry trees d- to build suspense as to how so many cherry trees arrived in washington, d.c.

You are to write a five paragraph literary essay based on one of the 4 prompts and what you have read and learned in this module. these are your options: 1. how do the events of "the white umbrella" teach the narrator a lesson about shame and acceptance? 2. what role does creativity play in "the bat-poet"? 3. how does the character of squeaky change over the course of "raymond's run"? 4. discuss the influences of older family members on the protagonists and speakers in the stories and poems of this unit. you are to write a five paragraph literary essay based on what you have read and learned in this module. your final submission should meet the following requirements. • submit completed pre-writing and outline documents. • write an essay that contains an introduction with hook and thesis statement, supporting paragraphs with evidence and at least one quotation, and a conclusion that restates the thesis and reviews main points. • use transitions appropriate to the pattern of organization. • use vocabulary to create tone and voice. • cite primary source (quotation). • submit completed revision checklist. • vary sentence structure. • create sentences with parallel structures. • use technology in the writing process.

Once soueif's and her nieces join the protest, there is a distinct shift in the tone.