What is the closest definition of Wyrd? a
The principal, power, or agency by which events are predetermined; fate, destiny.
b
In Anglo-Saxon Literature, wyrd was used in place of weird.
c
A compound expression in Old English and Old Norse poetry with metaphorical meaning.
d
None of these

  match the example to the term.   1. formal standard english: by the power vested in me as a minister of the gospel, i now pronounce you man and wife. what god has joined together, let not man put asunder.2. colloquial english:   congratulations, jim and sarah. we're very happy for you. you for inviting us3. technical text: to register online at smith's bridal, complete the form below and press "enter." (directions, instructions or explanation) 4. regional dialect y'all make a fine couple! i reckon you'll be happy. 5. informational text: the photographer said he would photoshop in a better picture of the uncooperative flower girl.6. jargon: the aforementioned parties, in entering into said agreement, hereby mutually swear that they have, to the best of their abilities, provided a truthful representation of their intent . .   (legal jargon)7. informal standard english: way to go, guys! you'll do great! (no conjunctions used)8. slang: hey, just chill out. (used by a particular profession or group)9. literary text: entreat me not to leave thee or to refrain from following after thee. for whither thou goest i will go (bible)

Evoke strong feelings, to create an impression, or for comic  effect. it is not meant to be taken literally.  hyperbole  is quite common in poetry and everyday speech to convey emphasis.