Write from the point of view of an alien being invited to an earth holiday (do not mention the name of the holiday)

If we have found advanced aliens, we should do our best to make them welcome with a handy travel guide for visiting Earth.

Explanation:

I cant believe they invited me to Earth for a holiday. Humans are starnge creatures. Im not sure if I should go or not, ya know what, Im going to go. They did say it involved trees, which I've heard of, but never seen. They also told me a little bit about the holiday, The exchange presents to each other but if ur bad you get coal. also said theres this man whom flies all around the world and delivers the presentsto children. That is strange indeed and on flying reindeer? Weird, Im going to go tho.

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every four years the american people choose a new president, and 1988 is one of those years."

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