The other day, I was outside my house playing soccer in my front yard, and a Karen and her son came up to me. Here is the story.
Karen: Um, hello can my son play with you?
Her son looked to be about 5 or 6.
Me: Uh, sorry no thank you, I want to stay 6 feet from people.
Karen: Excuse me?
Me: Um, I said I don't want anybody to come toward me please.
"Me thinking that there is about to be a huge Karen problem.
Karen: "Lets go of her son's hand" Honey go play with the girl.
Son: "Starts to run over to me"
I grabbed my soccer ball and started to run inside my house. She then started to yell at me to come back outside
I ran inside and my house and locked the door.
Karen: Come back outside here!!!
Me: I'm calling 911!!!
Karen: You wouldn't dare
Me: "Grabs the my cell phone and starts to dial the numbers"
She then ran away with her son, and I never saw her again.