things girls do but won't admit\

Literally never, ever washing your bra.
Only cleaning out your hairbrush once it’s so full of hair that you literally can’t get it through your hair anymore.
Using spit to wipe your smudged eyeliner. Ain’t nobody got time to go to the bathroom with a cotton pad.
Gathering all of your hair that falls out in the shower and rolling it into a pile that you’ll inevitably leave on the shower wall.
Having the tiniest chip in your nail polish and resolving to just peel the whole thing off. Totes cute.
Discreetly smelling your armpit in pubic to check if that BO smell is coming from you or Smelly Steve.
Deciding to go on a diet on Monday. Getting to 11:45am on said Monday and joining the rest of the office in a jaunt to McDonald’s. You only live once, right?
Only fake tanning the bits of skin you can actually see. What’s the point in doing my back if no one’s gonna see it?
Weirdly enjoying plucking out ingrown hairs.
Totally not giving a sh*t when a piece of food falls into your cleavage and eating it anyway.