To make a delicious New England pit, proceed as follows: take some water and flour, then construct a bullet-proof dough. Make this into a disk-shaped object. Dry it for a couple of
days in a mild temperature. Pour on stewed dried apples and slabs of citron; leave it in a
safe place until it petrifies. Serve cold at breakfast and invite your mother-in-law.
3. The author's purpose is to
a tell the steps in making a pie.
b. make fun of (satirize) New England cooking.
Cpersuade the reader to buy New England pie.
d. describe New England pie.