Hey guys could you check these out for me and read them, i'm questioning having a job in comedy so technically this withins limits cause it can help me with a future career, just read these and tell what you think!!! This is for an older audience, and 1 equals first person, and 2 equals second person! 1;"Surgery is just sta-bb-ing someone to life"
2;"please never become a surgeon"

1;''I have never l-ied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth,"
2; "the truth doesn't have versions!'.

1"all you do is kil-l people"
2:" thats like saying all motzart did was write songs".

1: 'I think i've finally gotten over my fe-ar of ghosts"
2: thats the sprit!"
1; Oh cru-d! where!'

1;why can't trees make something useful, like wifi'
2; so screw oxygen i guess'

1;lasagna is spaghettie cake"
2: how high are you?'
1;"5"1'.

1;Apologize!'
2; Un-f##K you i guess"

1:I want to di-e!
2: Don't be like that were in this together!
1; you're right! We want to di-e!
2; NO!

1: That goes against my moral compass.
2: Your moral compass is an fing roulette wheel'

1: Why is he carrying around a potted plant?
2: He said so many stu-pid things today i'm making him cary that to make up for the oxygen he wasted".

1; you alright?
2:yeah why?
1: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

1: As you can see were professionals!
2: those two just die-d!
1; As you can see, im a professional!

1; I don't have a resting Bi#ch face my Bi#ch face is always awake and working.

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Read the sentences below and complete the instruction that follows. the coach, who has ten years' experience, has agreed to lead our team. the coach who has ten years' experience has agreed to lead our team. select the answer that explains the difference between the two sentences, as well as the purpose each clause serves for the benefit of the reader. a.) the first sentence contains a noun clause that functions as a predicate nominative; therefore, it renames the subject of the sentence for the reader. the second sentence contains an essential adjective clause that modifies the noun "coach"; therefore, it clarifies for the reader which coach is being discussed. b.) the first sentence contains a nonessential adjective clause that modifies the noun "coach"; therefore, it provides the reader with interesting details about the subject of the sentence. the second sentence contains an essential adjective clause that modifies the noun "coach"; therefore, it clarifies for the reader which coach is being discussed. c.) the first sentence contains a nonessential adjective clause that modifies the noun "coach"; therefore, it provides the reader with interesting details about the subject of the sentence. the second sentence contains a noun clause that functions as a predicate nominative; therefore, it renames the subject of the sentence for the reader. d.) the first sentence contains an adverb clause that modifies the verb "agreed"; therefore, it provides the reader with the answer to the question "when." the second sentence contains an essential adjective clause that modifies the noun "coach"; therefore, it clarifies for the reader which coach is being discussed.