Hey guys could you check these out for me and read them, i'm questioning having a job in comedy so technically this withins limits cause it can help me with a future career, just read these and tell what you think!!! This is for an older audience, and 1 equals first person, and 2 equals second person! 1;"Surgery is just sta-bb-ing someone to life"
2;"please never become a surgeon"

1;''I have never l-ied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth,"
2; "the truth doesn't have versions!'.

1"all you do is kil-l people"
2:" thats like saying all motzart did was write songs".

1: 'I think i've finally gotten over my fe-ar of ghosts"
2: thats the sprit!"
1; Oh cru-d! where!'

1;why can't trees make something useful, like wifi'
2; so screw oxygen i guess'

1;lasagna is spaghettie cake"
2: how high are you?'
1;"5"1'.

1;Apologize!'
2; Un-f##K you i guess"

1:I want to di-e!
2: Don't be like that were in this together!
1; you're right! We want to di-e!
2; NO!

1: That goes against my moral compass.
2: Your moral compass is an fing roulette wheel'

1: Why is he carrying around a potted plant?
2: He said so many stu-pid things today i'm making him cary that to make up for the oxygen he wasted".

1; you alright?
2:yeah why?
1: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

1: As you can see were professionals!
2: those two just die-d!
1; As you can see, im a professional!

1; I don't have a resting Bi#ch face my Bi#ch face is always awake and working.

Read the excerpt from "doc rabbit, bruh fox, and tar baby" from the people could fly that was the way bruh fox found him. doc rabbit was stuck in tar baby. bruh fox got him loose, "what must i do with you? " bruh fox said. he led rabbit along to the house they were buildin. "you the one drank up my crock of cream. i didn't get one taste. . " which best describes the message of this fable

Which excerpt from "the cask of amontillado" best infers what will be fortunato's downfall? the gait of my friend was unsteady, and the bells upon his cap jingled as he strode he had a weak point --this fortunato --although in other regards he was a man to be respected and even feared. he prided himself on his connoisseurship in wine. "nitre," i replied. "how long have you had that cough? " "my friend, no; i will not impose upon your good nature. i perceive you have an engagement. luchresi--" which of the excerpts below is an example of foreshadowing? how remarkably well you are looking to-day. but i have received a pipe of what passes for amontillado… "i have my doubts," i replied; "and i was silly enough to pay the full amontillado price without consulting you in the matter. there were no attendants at home; they had absconded to make merry in honour of the time. i had told them that i should not return until the morning, and had given them explicit orders not to stir from the house. i broke and reached him a flagon of de grave. he emptied it at a breath. his eyes flashed with a fierce light. he laughed and threw the bottle upwards with a gesticulation i did not understand. which excerpt from "the cask of amontillado" best summarizes the overall theme of the story? "for the love of god, montresor! " "yes," i said, "for the love of god! " he had a weak point --this fortunato --although in other regards he was a man to be respected and even feared. he prided himself on his connoisseurship in wine. a wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. it is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong. he turned towards me, and looked into my eves with two filmy orbs that distilled the rheum of intoxication. which excerpt from "the cask of amontillado" presents the reader with the initial conflict of the story? "i have my doubts," i replied; "and i was silly enough to pay the full amontillado price without consulting you in the matter. you were not to be found, and i was fearful of losing a bargain." the thousand injuries of fortunato i had borne as i best could, but when he ventured upon insult i vowed revenge. he had a weak point --this fortunato --although in other regards he was a man to be respected and even feared. he prided himself on his connoisseurship in wine. "the nitre! " i said; "see, it increases. it hangs like moss upon the vaults. we are below the river's bed. the drops of moisture trickle among the bones. come, we will go back ere it is too late. your cough --"

Critical thinking questions what factors led to the creation and implementation of operation reinhard? how did the residents of the ghettos respond to mass deportations and what occurred when the residents realized what happened to those deported? what did rudolf hoess’s testimony at the end of the war suggest about the final solution and planned deportation and resettlement? how did operation reinhard differ from earlier nazi actions and how was it similar? was resettlement seriously considered and why was it not used?