Can someone give me a mystery story that is about two pages and the killer or villain is only revealed in the end

It was a cold night glasgow, me and tim whom you will grow to love were sitting patiently. waiting for what a train, we knew we were at the end of our ropes. one of us constantly being sick. i know he is prone to hemorrhoids so i don't mind always being his dirty hole but tonight perhaps i was more than that. what a profound thought, you can put as much sugar on something as you wish but if you're  not happy it'll still taste like garbage. i am not happy when i'm curled over on the toilet dying of busted bubble diphtheria. as it were we are all alone but johnny was finally dead i'm the killer and i shagged john boy's esophagus. deal with it is what i told tim as he watched in horror. tim managed to kill me in one punch i do have a very delicate french figure. where am i now here i am telling a story in a vast region of the 5th dimension. i only wish tim didn't have to also be the murderer it sort of ruined the story.     

1. this would be first person. it would be like "i walked home from school today" they are the narrator of the story and is a character as well.

2. first person because they used the word "i" in the quote.

3. i'm really not sure about this one i'm really sorry i never read it so i wouldn't know how to answer it. 

4. it would be character vs. society because everyone he meets there is always a conflict of some sort because he's stuck in his daydream.

5. it would be sadness at the loss of youth because the title itself tells us it's about age so it couldn't be about regret. and the tone just sounds sad, not angry. 

i hope this !

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