NEWTON, KS- (cursory, fomented, apathetic, vitriolic)"auto salesman Royce "I Hate
Customers" Flankingston-known to
(ly) (ingratiate, debilitate, equitable, vehement)
harangue waitstaff with extreme (veneration, adulation, incredulity, supersede)" as to
whether or not food is "actually" spicy, always ordering the spiciest dish on any menu, and then
(ing) (discern, assuage, reprove, entreat) the management because it is not spicy enough-recently
renewed his (earnest, succinct, ancillary, manifold)'s commitment to being the spicy food
aficionado in his group of friends. "Jalapeños and even so-called (insolvent, austere, hedonistic,
volatile)" habañeros are some weak-sauce peppers, man-you got anything spicy in that salsa?"
Flankingston asked his (indolent, insolvent, mitigate, flagrant)" and (bastioned,
apathetic, fomented, assimilated)"fellow Chrysler dealership employees who looked at each other with a
"who cares" attitude at a company picnic last weekend, to which he brought his own (judicious,
voracious, cursory, equitable)" selection of hot sauces and dared everyone present to try them. "The
famous asbestos Flankingston tongue (abjects, adulates, disdains, discerns) anything under
10,000 Scoville units, so spare me that Heinz Ketchup stuff, okay?" Those close to Flankingston said that,