GaTHer RoUnD bOyS AnD gIrLS So grab your marmalade popcorn and avocado toast, and enjoy the thrilling tale of my victory! *Ahem*

One day as I was flying across the grand canyon when I noticed a strange opening in-between some of the licorice stalks. I told the whale flying the jet to pull over so I could check it out. As we landed in the middle of some purple mud I got out and took a bite of the licorice, it was disgusting! The flavor was a horrible salmon but the monkey dragons on the other side of the canyon liked it so I tossed them a piece. They told me their names were Pickle, Ickle, and Fred. They said thanks for the candy and wished me luck as I walked through the opening full of green smoke. There was a witch! Her name was Oggly Woggly and she was covered in gross brown hair that at first I thought she was an ape! So I gave her my spare razor and ate some cottage cheese lollipops while she took a shower and shaved. When she came back she asked for more free stuff but I told her I didn't have any, she got really mad. She tied me to a chair and started creating a booger flavored potion to poison me! Id never been more scared in my life till I saw her alligator ferret sleeping in a corner. I discreetly called it over and it quickly chewed through the ropes. I jumped up and poured the potion over Oggly Woggly, grabed my razor and flew away on Pickle, Ickle and Fred, saving the grand the grand canyon once and for all!

The end.

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