IN BED - WITH MY GIRL - we were lying down when she suddenly released a wet, green, juicy, smelly fart. As soon as this toxic substance entered the atmosphere, I almost died breathing in the fresh and pure air was no longer an option. I eventually called 911, and they sent over a firefighter to spray her down.

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the narrator is saying that the old lady made her feel uncomfortable. you know this because they say "i found that rather irksome", "perhaps it was her being so upright and trim", and "i don't think it was that, because i thought that quaintly pleasant." hope this !