Which statement best describes the theme of the story? A.
It is better to be safe than sorry.
B.
Disappointment sometimes requires patience.
C.
Having courage is sometimes necessary.
D.
Work should never come before having fun.

What does twain find ironic and hypocritical about human patriotism?

Which line of dialogue best describes mrs. x’s sense of superiority over miss y at the begging of the play? a. “if you wanted to shoot me it wouldn’t be so surprising, because i stood in your way.” b. “home is the best of all, the theatre next and children—well, you wouldn’t undertake that.” c. i embroidered them myself—i can’t bear tulips, but he wants tulips on everything.” d. it’s sinful to sit here and make fun of ones husband this way when he is kind and a good little man.”

Our coach’s idea of food for the entire wrestling team was tiny sandwiches and fruit.