DEEP SHOWER THOUGHTS PART 3 1. Ever wonder how many strangers you see on their last day of living?
2.Math... the only place people buy 60 watermelons and nobody asks why
3. Snickers commercials always say " your not you when your hungry" well im always hungry so who am i ?
4. Leaving high school for colledge is like having one card left in uno and another player drops a +4 on you
5.Maybe flies are persistent and annoy you because they are reborn lives of your late pets and want to snuggle with you again.
6.Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
7.Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
8.Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
9.Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor would it be insulting?.
10. why is it When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.