Im sad :( does anyone know any jokes

why was the tomato blushing ?

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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless."

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize."

"I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."

"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."

"I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!"

"I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since."

"You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick."

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

"It takes guts to be an organ donor."

"If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?"

"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!"

"I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it."

How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!"

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."

"What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream."

"Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants."

"I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy."

"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."

"I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off."

"What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar."

"I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!"

"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels."

"Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."

"Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island."

"What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging."

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."

"Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends."

the american revolution encouraged other countries

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