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What is not true about me to metabolisms

Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?

Which is not a physical sign of stress? a )pupils dilate b) breathing becomes faster and deeper c) kidneys and liver constrict d) spending money