Make me lagfe and u get banelest 2

Literally told someone this yesterday.

Explanation:

we were talking about money and they thought I was funny because i'm like, awkward talking about money because I never have any.

I said sorry, i don't usually talk about money. I'm dry on this subject just like me wallet.

prob not funny anymore but there you go lol

what do you call a selfie of an orphan? a family portrait.

What is the difference between a Telsa and 12 kids? I do not have a Tesla in my garage.

Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

Explanation:

I am so sorry if these jokes offended anyone.

c]extended voting rights to african americans

it's a secular holiday. it is and was a custom developed to recognize the ending of a time and a wish for a good future. the kind of kiss you exchange, if you are single, is intended to predict what kind of year you will have in the coming year.

it is saying good bye to the last year with all its ups and downs, and hello to the new year, with all its hopes and dreams.