This riddle will induce brain spasms

from which your frontal cortex
will never recover!

A caramel candy drops in a pool
of grundle handwicks

which wick the hand from
which the wicking has handed.

Did the caramel grow
in hand wicking?

Or, did it get stolen by the
three blind grundle snackers?

Answer correctly or begin
dying 1,000,000 deaths!