I almost died today Around 10 AM I remembered it being April fools so I called my mom to prank her.

I told her that my dad was outside and that I am going with him (btw she is at work), she says, "Excuse me?",

and then she said she was coming home to kill me and my dad (my dad left me before birth) and I told her April fools and she said: "don't die young" and hung up the phone.

advice for the future never try to April fools your mother