Iam doing a speech on anne bonny in first person. would anyone be able to me start off the speech, but make it humorous and informal? !

well first we can compare on what the slave masters ate and what the slaves ate well the masters ate fancy great food like chicken rice mash potatose and stuff like that and slaves ate well food that your not suppost to eat like the weird parts of turkey and chicken and slaves master chilled beat and eat and slaves work get beat and get little of sleep there you go

a because i tried to vote with just my college id and the answer was no