Good night and sweet dreams my friend​

I was sleeping with my girl when all of a sudden, released this heavy, wet, juicy, green, fart onto her face. She gasped for fresh air. but I kept farting to prohibit those actions. When I was finished, she had passed out.

Oh, how I will miss her.

Explanation:

can someone just answer this

answer: the time zones used to be whatever the local authority wanted them to be. one town might have 6am whenever the sun came up and another town had 6am 10 minutes later.  

the trains had a hard time when their orders said to be at a certain point at 6am.  

6am, but who's 6am.  

the railroads got together and set the time zones more or less along the longitude lines across the country.

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