Why did the chicken hit her egg with an ax

There is diarrhea on the floor. what do i do? my mum gonna see that i diarrhea on the floor! * don't report, i'm serious! *

The numbers on a football field indicate 10 yard increments. you walk around the perimeter of a football field between the pylons. you walk a distance of 30623 yards. find the area and perimeter of the indicated regions. write your answers as mixed numbers, if necessary. a. one end zone: perimeter: yd area: yd2 b. the playing field (not including end zones): perimeter: yd area: yd2 c. the playing field (including end zones): perimeter: yd area: yd2

Carla was trying to decide what to do saturday evening. she has $100 available to spend for the evening. she has narrowed her choices down to these events: braves game, a concert of an artist she likes, or the georgia aquarium. admission to the braves game is $25, hot dogs cost $10, sodas cost $5. the concert costs $25 for admission, $20 for a souvernir t-shirt, and $10 for a soda. the georgia aquarium has the show of a lifetime with an all you can eat and drink that costs $100. carla does not want to take any driving chances, so in addition to the cost of the aquarium, she will also need to pay for her uber/lyft, which is $15 each way. which option should carla choose if she wants to spend the least? based on that choice, what then is carla's oppotunity cost? fully explain your answer in at least one paragraph.