What would be a funny commerical that states facts ? (give me some good ones not lame ones)

An astronaut drops a rock into a crater on the moon. the distance, d(t), in meters, the rock travels after t seconds can be modeled by the function d(t)0.82. what is the average speed, in meters per second, of the rock between 5 and 10 seconds after it was dropped?

The expression 6x2 gives the surface area of a cube, and the expression x3 gives the volume of a cube, where x is the length of one side of the cube. find the surface area and the volume of a cube with a side length of 6m

1- is the product of two rational numbers irrational or rational? first, make a hypothesis by multiplying two rational numbers. then, use variables such as x=a/b and y=c/d and the closure property of integers to prove your hypothesis. 2- what do you think the product of a nonzero rational number and an irrational number is? is it rational or irrational? make use of variables, the closure property of integers, and possibly a proof by contradiction to prove your hypothesis. 3- why do we have to specify that the rational number must be nonzero when we determine what the product of a nonzero rational number and an irrational number is? if the rational number were 0, would it give us the same result we found in part b?