Customer #1 : [Patrick is taking the phone calls at Krusty Krabs and the phone rings] Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick : No, this is Patrick.
[hangs up]

Customer #2 : [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick : [angry] No, this is

Patrick.
[hangs up]

Customer #3 : [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick : [shouts] NO! This is

Patrick!
[hangs up]

Patrick : [to himself and folds arms] I'm not a Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh,

Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.

Patrick : Huh? Ah, fish paste!

Patrick Star : Boy, it was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.

SpongeBob SquarePants : And at $50 an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.

Patrick : Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award!

SpongeBob SquarePants : That's great, Patrick. What's it for?

Patrick : See for yourself.

SpongeBob SquarePants : [reading the award] For outstanding achievement in achievement. SpongeBob Squarepants?

Patrick : Spongebob

Squarepants? That's a funny way to spell my name.

Patrick : I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension.

SpongeBob SquarePants : Me too. But that sounds a little too hard. Let's try smaller.

Patrick : I wanna defeat the little monkey man and save the eighth dimension.

SpongeBob SquarePants : But you're Patrick *Star*. You could do anything you want!

Patrick : That's easy for you to say. You're Sponge*Bob*.
SpongeBob SquarePants :

Patrick, I think that award is for me. You must have got it by mistake.

Patrick : [tearing up] But it's shiny.

SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah... But, you know what else is shiny?

Patrick : Ice cream!

SpongeBob Squarepants : [points at Patrick] You're copying me!

Patrick : [imitates SpongeBob and points back] Yes.