I have to write a funny story about myself for school, that's happened to me and I am not that interesting so tell me your funny stories. I will write them anonymously and the funniest and most appropriate one will be named brainiest!

I go out every day and scream good morning to my neighbors at 7AM in the morning, one day my neighbor came out and yelled "s h u t up it's way too early" and then my neighbor slipped and fell on dog poop I laughed and when I went inside I hit my head on the door then, I thought to myself "really Karma"

Step-by-step explanation:

It is a true story I still have a bump on my head.

(f - g)(x) = 5x^3 - 3

step-by-step explanation:

rearrange these functions vertically, with like terms in separate columns:

f(x) = 5x^3 - 2

g(x) =         +1

now subtract, column by column:

(f - g)(x) = 5x^3 - 3